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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4865 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 35187 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, that’s so basic).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to pirating games forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).