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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
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