PillPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5558	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	1483	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	758489	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3322	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	3083
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchantments Applied:	235	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4439	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	3963	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

History Buff SMP

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.