Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MCDen – Survival

    MCDen – Survival

    Survival of the fittest. If it’s not protected by Towny or LWC, it’s free game to anyone. PVP outside of towns and in some towns.

    More Details At: Planet Minecraft: http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/mcden-247-10slot-50-plugins-greylist/ Website: www.mine-craft-den.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Slimecraft

    Slimecraft

    Slimecraft, owner known as jaimelive, and CoOwner WolframAlec. Best Server you’ll ever join. ———————————– ~Creative ~New Map soon. ~Nice people, come to join and build! ———————————– ~Admins~ AxelVIII DerpNyanCat Hairylemon98 jaimelive Shadow0X3 Tiamarth WolframAlec ———————————– ~ Dont ask for Admin rank or OP, you will be laughed at and ignored. ~If you join the server, a sense of humour is recommended. ~Join the server for fun, no bullshit.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MCUnity

    MCUnity

    McUnity McUnity is an optimized gaming server made for all ages! We are here to provide you with the best Minecraft experience that you will ever have. This server includes a lot of different things like, Factions, PvP Games, Mini-Games, and much more! Join Now! Features: – Massive PvP Games – Amazing events like Drop Parties. – Rewards when you vote for our server – Advanced server settings and statistics on our website Community Join our community at our server at http://MCUnity.net/ Support us If you like our server, we would really appreciate you if you vote for us, it really helps us out to find new players and being recognized. If you really love us, you can consider donating at this page: http://MCUnity.net/shop(We can stay online thanks to donations!)

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HamCraft

    HamCraft

    Factions, Economy, Jobs, Auctions, Gambling, PVP, No PVP, Combat Tag, Mini-Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Die Freebuilder

    Die Freebuilder

    Hallo, This is a freebuild server where you can build anywhere. PvP is only on in the PvP Arena and mobs are also off. Here you can concentrate entirely on building. and if you build something good, big, beautiful you might also get special rights (gm, supp, mod)

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ResistInc ★ Faction ★

    ResistInc  ★ Faction ★

    Welcome and hi, to our Brand new server. we are lucky to have u all and help us with hard times.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ImmortalCraft

    ImmortalCraft
    ImmortalCraft

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rebirth Of Balkan

    Rebirth Of Balkan

    Join us and have fun! 🙂

    Our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/robminecrafters

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Welcome to Rawcritics!

    We have been up and running for over 3 years, and offer Towny and Factions PvP Maps, along with Creative and Build Survival Maps. We also have Auctions, McMMO and an Economy with Store buy & sell.

    We are fully staffed and have a massive loyal community which you can visit at www.rawcritics.com/community or follow the latest updates at twitter.com/rawcritics.

    We hope you come. We bet you don’t leave…

    IP: minecraft.rawcritics.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1942

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PhoenixRisen

    PhoenixRisen

    Phoenix Risen is a community with multiple servers, notably the main survival server, which offers a myriad of fun perks and play options for both regular members and those who support the server by donating. Server play is fair, and there is a pretty good balance to ease of access for materials while keeping the survival feel of minecraft.

    The main survival server utilizes several core plugins to provide a really good play experience, including both personal and town claims, mcMMO, Remote storage, custom drops and crafting, community-created mini-games and dungeons, and much more.

    We would love to have you with us!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • IronHelm PVP

    IronHelm PVP

    PVP server

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magic Items Found: 1921

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • IntensePvP

    IntensePvP

    IntensePvP!

    Want to rent? Add me on skype: mirzafifa

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Deitys Galaxy

    Deitys Galaxy

    try it out and look if it fits you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BattleRealms

    BattleRealms

    BattleRealms!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft is a WHOLE new experience for Minecraft players world wide. Our loving trained Admins will cater to your every need. We have a wide array of plugins all to make your time you spend on the server better. The server is a survival build server where players are in survival and are able to build with your friends as well as our staff! Join today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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