Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 5279 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5411

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The-Ingot

    The-Ingot

    Enjoy our completely custom Norse themed network! Battle the gods in our amazing prison server, Asgard Ascension.

    The Asgardian gods have battled many fearless survivors.. and have always triumphed. The gods have shared with us many secrets, and we have many custom features ensuring you have the best experience possible.. Do you have what it takes to conquer Asgard?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Rush-Kits

    Rush-Kits

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Asgard Ascension

    Asgard Ascension

    We are Asgard Ascension.

    A completely unique custom Semi-OP Prison experience based around Norse Mythology! Battle the gods and strive to the top with awesome features like Completely Custom Rank-Up Challenges, Plots, Auctions, Crates, PvP, Prestige Ranks, Tribes, Regular Events, Quests, Ragnorak, Trading, Food of the Gods, Player Shops, God Tokens for Redeemable Custom Powers, Extremely Detailed Builds and Mines, PvP and Donator Mines, Professional Staff Team, Friendly Community, Bounties, Voting Rewards, Rank Kits, Donator Cosmetics, Casino, Pets, Music, Starter Tutorial, Chat Games, McMMO, Friends System and Lucky Blocks! The Asgardian gods have battled many fearless survivors.. and have always triumphed. The gods have shared with us many secrets, and we have many custom features ensuring you have the best experience possible.

    Do you have what it takes to conquer Asgard?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EsqueleCraft

    EsqueleCraft

    EsqueleCraft Is A Full PvP Survival Server It Also Has 2 Minigames Tntrun and 1v1 Soon We Will Add More Minigames You can also buy Staff Ranks as admin or creator on the server page 😀

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Emerald Craft Network

    Emerald Craft Network

    Server located in Argentina with low ping, Factions, SurvivalOP, SkyWars, with the latest version of MineCraft

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MyPvP

    MyPvP

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    The gameplay is very good by our mostly self written plugins very fun.

    TS-3 Server IP: .MyPvP.eu Version: 1.7-1.8.x + Cracked

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Colony Wars Recreation

    Colony Wars Recreation

    Dedicated testing server for my work in progress recreation of Minecraft Colony Wars as the original server hosting it shut down in May 2015.

    There are four colonies, and to win the game your colony must kill everyone in the other three colonies. You have to mine ores/chop trees to get gold which can be used to build buildings, which can be used to upgrade your weapons.

    Currently full games are playable and 8 classes have been implemented: Cloaker, Scout, Archer, General, Mage, Peasant, Inferno and Dark Knight. There are only two maps at the moment, one is a recreation of the original Canyon map, the other a recreation of forest hills.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Byzadia

    Byzadia

    Byzadia is a very fun relax role play server. it has tons of plugins and always looking for more. in the server is a town called Byzadia. which has a mayor and all. getting a job and working will get you paid. we use economy plugin. we do a few fun game modes as well.. so come on in and give us a try.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • New Signet

    New Signet

    Are you looking for a community-oriented server? New Signet, a previously private server, is going public. If you’re interested in an accepting and closely knit server, we might be the answer. We’re the kind of community that remembers your name and hopes to catch you online as often as possible. We’re the kind of community that appriciates honest friends, work and effort. We’re the kind of community that hopes to friend you on Skype and become legitamate and amazing friends, built on everything worth it. We occasionally hold events, such as the occasional serverwide hunger games, spleef, Teamspeak/Skype gatherings, friendly PVP, End raids, lotteries, parties, feasts, building competitions, auctions; most events are planned by regular players, not administrative staff. For example, a server member may hold a lottery to raise money for a town he was looking to purchase. The possibilities are endless. Are you a businessman, looking to start your legacy? Start small and buy a shop plot, then maybe go on to buying a town focused solely on your craft! An author, maybe, looking to start an amazing series? (There have been several successful authors– be sure to visit the New Signet Memorial Library!) Are you a builder, looking to make money off your skill? Advertise your skills and make money off town owners and the like! An aspiring baker? Farmer? Do you find your legacy in the black markets of Alejandra, selling drugs and gunpowder? How about actor? The New Signet Theatre of Performing Arts might be your second home as you strike crowds and make a ton of money with your unmatchable acting skills! Or maybe you are a regular vanilla player, looking for the good life in survival? Choose what town suits you! The glam life of Alejandra? The large city of Tilia? The shady happenings of Nightshade? The serene commune of Ember Ridge? The farm outskirts of Strangetown? What town describes you? You decide! Jobs are unique and exquisite! Choose a government job, like mining, lumberwork or farming, or a player-run job, like building for towns, waiting tables, cooking meals; or a special-craft job, such as writing, acting, producing or private advertising. While all citizens are limited to one government job, there’s no limit to how many jobs you can hold, as long as you’re hired and keep from being fired! Server players are not without a voice. Do you feel unjustly dealt with, or punished? General concerns and punishment appeals can be done on the forums (you must make an account to view the appeals thread), and staff complaint forms can be filled out here. We will seriously consider any suggestions you may have for our budding server, as long as they are presented cordially (the most accepted place for suggestions would be on the suggestions thread on the forums).

    If you need to contact us, please do not hesitate to message us on the forums or email us! Quick Email (Owner): [email protected]

    Official Website: www.newsignet.co.nr Forums: www.nsforums.tk

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MC.EvoPixel.RO

    MC.EvoPixel.RO

    Survival SkyBlock Build Battle SkyWars 0-15 Ping NO LAG Uptime 24/7 The Best Forum 24/24 support

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Animals Bred: 60 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Arcane-Volt

    Arcane-Volt

    Arcane Volt is a Kingdoms and classes server, greatly similar to factions, but with a huge twist! It allows claiming of land, creation of nexus, kingdom champions, kingdom turrets and a lot more! Classes allows you to play and experience the server in a whole new way than others! The server is also a No-Grief server, that means people would not be able to TNT or Wither your kingdom randomly, allowing you to make the Kingdom of your dreams! The only way to Raid/Pillage another Kingdom is either through Kingdom Wars, Invasion or defeating their kingdom champion for that piece of land.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5825 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SURVIVAL

    SURVIVAL

    Standard Survival with a few mods. List of mods: CyanosLootableBodies-1.3.2 InventoryCrafting-1.8-1.0.1 Lumberjack-1.2 Make sure you have the right versions of these mods. Download Ventrillo for voice chat the info is MTL1.LeetVent.com port:3804 no password Xaero’s Minimap is also useful but not required Rules: Players afk for longer than 1 hour will be kicked for the sake of sleeping No griefing/spam killing etc no breaking others property/territory. Make signs No stealing etc etc

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dragon.Fast-Gaming.Ro

    Dragon.Fast-Gaming.Ro

    This server was created with the aim of bringing back the atmosphere and the pleasure that was once on the servers of 2-3 years ago, namely: Minecraft Survival, without other mini-games only survival. We hope to achieve our goal, but this dream must be realized together with you, the players of the server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Planet Gallium

    Planet Gallium

    Planet Gallium

    Join us today at mc.planetgallium.com Or check out our website at www.planetgallium.com as well. If you would like to donate, please visit our shop at shop.planetgallium.com.

    Thanks for coming!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DeCoole

    DeCoole

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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