Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	298	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Steven Universe Server StevenCraft

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Come and Join us here at Steven Craft! we hope you enjoy your stay, and if you see anyone on don’t be shy to say Hi! This is a Server based on the Currently biggest show on Cartoon Network, Steven Universe! Here we have Factions, Plots and Gemsona (Fan-Gem) Roleplays.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chrispys Minecraft Server

Survival

A semi-vanilla server that strikes a unique balance of classic and fun. Check out mc.surfnet.ca for the realtime map, or to submit your favourite photos. Proudly hosted in Canada’s capital.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Christian Minecraft

Survival

This is a vegan christian server. It is open for all and that makes it not very family friendly at times. Our aim is to have a no-ban-policy but we do have to ban cheaters and swearers.

Killing is not allowed of anything but plants. In self defence you are allowed to fight monsters but no farming of animals or monsters are allowed.

We aim to serve Jesus Christ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HalfLife Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are one of the best survival servers in the world with crate keys now so join today we used to be factions but just updated to survival so join today and Have fun we need staff and tons of players so join today and have fun

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Entropy Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Entropy is a Public Survival Server with GUI Player and Server shops, GriefPrevention, mcMMO, Jobs, and a helpful group of staff and players. We have a new 4000 block radius map for 1.13! Come check out Entropy for that old school survival feel!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DyeCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock

Welcome to DyeCraft

Our server is a place you can relax and make some new friends. You can play different games like custom minigames and skyblock with lots of custom plugins.

If you like the community why don’t apply for a role in our staff team ? Our staff team will always help you if you find yourself in a problem and are doing everything they canto keep the server a fun and happy environment for all players

We hope to see you soon on the dyecraft server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Citrine Realm

Creative, Survival

View our website for more information about our community!

Our servers include family-friendly survival, factions with free flying, and creative plots. Plus more are in development.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The World R Craft

Roleplay

Our purpose is to turn Minecraft into .hack! Great staffs and community that you’ll like! Just join us and we’ll be happy to help you to get started!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

QuickForge

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Have you ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server with a fun and thriving community. Well this is that server, this is QuickForge. We have tons of stuff to do from building competitions to pvp tournaments.We have a dedicated staff that will love to help you out if you ever need help. Come join us today and see why so many people love this server. We are on 1.8.9!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4869

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

McPrzygoda

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UniversalWorld

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

– Own clan system with top clans – Beautiful design of chat and messages – Convenient and beautiful spawn – Trampolines, riddles and other entertainment – Very cheap donation – Customized protection against cheaters and dupers – Connect right now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExoNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

We are a semi-op faction server with a small community that needs a few staff members and a small community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Items Found:	4473
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyHeroesMC

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

● Join Today: SkyHeroesMC.com ● Reach us on forums: www.skyheroesmc.com Hello, we are a fast expanding Minecraft network. We offer to our beloved players a safe and fun network to play on for all ages! CloudEscape currently offers: ● Skyblock ; We will soon have more servers coming! Join today and start your adventure with our friendly and loved staff around the whole network! Come join us and we promise you that you will have fun on our network! Invite your friends to make your new adventure fun for yourself and for your friends! See you soon.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6040
Mines Excavated:	4957	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ThermalCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ThermalCraft is a relatively new server that requires new players to play and test it out. All suggestions related to the server are welcomed and encouraged. As for the type of server, as of now it’s a towny survival with an economy plugin. Please, enjoy your stay and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Typhoon

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding

There are hundreds and thousands of Factions servers currently on the Internet, all with the same bland game in mind. Every other Factions server has details that make the game boring, too challenging, or outright lame. From unfriendly staff to professional trollers running wild on most large networks causing mass amounts of damage and frustration, it’s time for a change.

Welcome to The Typhoon: an all-new Factions server – with character!

We are a server that loves to have fun, engage our players, make friends, get better, and more. We are always looking for excellent Staff members and love taking players’ suggestions. The Typhoon is stuffed to the max with customized plugins, beautiful scenery and maps, and friendly hand-picked staff members. We don’t strive for quotas, donations, or player count. Rather, we strive for quality, and you can see it on our server. Plus, we like to keep things as original as possible, so we’ve modified some of Factions’ code to better suit our needs.

Join today and see just how fun Factions can be!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.