Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3826	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NudeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

Accelerate, additional, Air Force, Allies, Aviation, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, f-16, greece, GreekF16PilotTraining, International, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Partnership, Pilots, Resources, Server, Support, Training, UKRAINIAN

haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

Assassination, blocks, Conflict, dna test, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, investigation, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Report, resistance movement, security forces, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya Sinwar

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Time Warp Craft

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3365
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

CATALOG, cycling carbon, Environmental Science, Gene, Genes, genetic transfer, global ocean, madness, marine ecology, marine microbes, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, nutrient cycling, Nutrients, Ocean, oceanography, research, scientists, Understanding, viral, viral evolution, viral genes, viral infections, Viruses

so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ReforgeMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sanic Survival

1.8.9, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Falix, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, player-driven, Public, rules, Sandbox, Sanic Survival, Sanic9kvr, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival World

A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

4th, blended family, children’s behavior, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, family unity, Happiness, judgment, multiple marriages, NoShow, sibling relationships, sibling support, sisters, Support, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding cake mishap, wedding photos, wedding redo

Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.