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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1644 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
