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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2424 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3591 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3322 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
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