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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1195 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2931 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6949 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
