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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 803 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
