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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6475 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 790 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
