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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3683 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
