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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2912 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 93 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 467590 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
