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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9377 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 1949 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6691 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
