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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
