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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6480 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
