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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6380 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 155 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
