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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 219 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2934 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
