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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
