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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7564 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
