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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1331 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
