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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7065 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
