so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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