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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7927 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.
but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.
so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.
