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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6145 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2613 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 2983 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!