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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
New Chunks Explored: 825851 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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