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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7212 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 8119 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.
So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!