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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5966	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9213	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	928211
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4950
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Enchantments Applied:	96
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1544	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6561
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!