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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	118
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	847722	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Star Shards Collected:	93
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7464
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	Animals Bred:	98
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!