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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	153
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9126
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Items Found:	8223
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	6758	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Items Found:	3092
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	113
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6285	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4524	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.