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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	195
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3780
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3173	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ores Mined:	5872	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7592	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!