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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	821
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	9093
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.