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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	174
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ores Mined:	9111
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	7593
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9561
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	693	Star Shards Collected:	132

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.