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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7659

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1404

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Crops Grown:	2326	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crops Grown:	8672
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	1808
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!