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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1202	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	681	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6207	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8000

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchantments Applied:	170	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3755	New Chunks Explored:	641625
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2443	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Enchantments Applied:	207
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	4693

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.