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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	801
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6584
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	137
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	654	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Villages Defended:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	8772	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.