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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5884	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	5371
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2577
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	218
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!