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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2785	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8226

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Potions Brewed:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	170

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2447
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	674
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7319	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	4262	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.