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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	1734	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4994
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Farms Harvested:	572	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	834088	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2834
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1996
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	9475
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2925	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.