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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27092
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Farms Harvested:	797
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7554
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2292
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	7772
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Void Armor Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	68
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ores Mined:	1304
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5312
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
New Chunks Explored:	358252	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5897	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9687	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!