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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4546	Emeralds Found:	9137
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	3096
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2187	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9079	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6827
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	4992	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8350
Emeralds Found:	7032	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.