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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4880	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	1925

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	941
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	3172	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	176
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4857
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8052
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5683
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.