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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3707

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.