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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Potions Brewed:	123
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Crops Grown:	2744
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8991	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8276	Villages Defended:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Emeralds Found:	1120
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.