Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

critical thinking, Cultural differences, disbelief, eye-opening, Finished watching, geopolitical analysis, global perspectives, grim, Media portrayal, Minecraft, Perception, pic, pic rel, Questioning, reality check, Reflection, rel, russia, smp, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, third world, watcher

So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.