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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	60	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5243
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1091	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.