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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	706
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mines Excavated:	2867
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1600	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Items Found:	6970	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5330
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7239
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	6231
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.