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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	157
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

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SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Mines Excavated:	2226
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	9

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

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Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	112	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	7532	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

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Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	3647	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3611
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Farms Harvested:	111
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Votes:	7552
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	110
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ores Mined:	5429	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	9590	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu