PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

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so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	161	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2543	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	933775	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9643	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	New Chunks Explored:	125030
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9298	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.